Glamour

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Came across this =)

Miss Universe Interview

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America
are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.
(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own
Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male
organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our
country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like
thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like
labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are
like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore
is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15
minutes before the show is over
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

9:56 PM;